I have a cold.

A common, everyday, garden-variety cold.

Fresh hell: trying to take an aspirin, water in mouth, and you feel a sneeze coming on. What will win, the swallow reflex or the sneeze reflex?

This is so not fair.

(off to drink tea, I’m already resting gosh darn it*.)

*and no, those aren’t really the words I’d like to be saying at the moment. Feel free to insert your own favorites.